Every day I go with my friends, Cappy, Squirrel Monkey, and Coco Monkey, to the river and we stay in the water until our lips turn blue. I don't know how the grownups figure it out, but there is always one that comes by and yells at us to come out for a little while. We eat lunch or snacks when this happens, but 20 minutes after we finish eating, we go right back into the water.
Today Little Ape and Orangutan came to the river too. They were annoying. We were going into the river after lunch and they jumped in and began to splash us. I swallowed a lot of water because of it and that made me mad. Cappy had the idea to start farting so they would stay away. It was almost like a bubble bath. The only bad part, besides the smell (who knew farts smell worse when coming out of the water?) was that the water seemed to get warmer. I was not amused. So my friends and I went up to the river bank and covered ourselves in mud and sat in the shade of the trees.
Little Ape and Orangutan left the river and went home, grumbling all the way that we had ruined their fun. The nerve of some monkeys! I hope they find something else to do tomorrow because it's going to be hot and we'll be in the river again.