When I opened the door, there was in interesting package inside. I couldn't tell what it was at first, so I had to take it out and open it. I figured it was something really good, because it was shoved all the way in the back, but I was terribly wrong. As I began to peel open the package, I saw fur! That was when I screamed and dropped the package.
Uncle Titian came in and said that would teach me not to snoop where I shouldn't. He said he had forgotten all about that old moldy food from the refrigerator that he froze so it wouldn't stink up the house. He made me dig a hole so we could bury the food under the ground and then gave me a cookie for a snack. I will remember never to snoop in his freezer again!