I made the mistake of eating something that Mama Monkey didn't grow herself or buy at the market. This unfriendly mushroom gave me a really bad tummy ache and I had gas for days!
Today, the Easter Bunny left me a basket full of yummy chocolate. It made up for the two rotten eggs I found when I went Easter egg hunting. I have never heard of the Easter Bunny leaving rotten eggs before. Maybe he leaves them for kids when they have been naughty. I found them by the fence near Little Ape's house so they were probably for him because he's naughty in class a lot. Mama Monkey threw them out before I gave them to Little Ape. I will try again next year if I find any more stinky Easter eggs.
I annoyed Mama Monkey last night. I read a really scary story before bed when she told me not to. I begged her to let me sleep on the floor in her room. She said no! The nightlight didn’t do a good job of keeping the monsters away and so I sat in my bed with the blanket pulled up to my eyeballs.
Mama Monkey kept coming in and scolding me for whimpering but I told her I couldn’t help it. After a while she relented and let me sleep in her hammock with her. I had a good night’s sleep. I definitely won’t read scary stories before bed anytime soon!
Today was backwards day at school. I don't think that Little Ape understood the rules because he came to school with his jacket on upside down so that the hood was flapping around his butt. Coco Monkey and I were betting on how long it would take to fill the hood with gas because he farts a lot.
It didn't take long because when we stood up to line up for gym, we noticed the hood swayed like there was a breeze, but the windows were all closed. Coco Monkey and I made sure we were in line in front of him.
We were able to avoid the worst of the smell by the warnings his hood sent us. I got in trouble by laughing at it so much. I did avoid getting sent out into the hall, but just barely. I hope we have backwards day again so we can be ahead of Little Ape's gas attacks.
I really don’t like being sick. I caught a cold from Little Ape last Friday when he sneezed in my face. It completely ruined my free time over the weekend. I have been home from school the past two days and it’s so boring. My fuzz is clumpy cause of my runny nose and my tummy hurts from coughing. Mama Monkey gave me some medicine but it doesn’t last long. On top of it all, I have to do make up work for school. Being sick is no fun!