The first thing he told me is that farts are flammable. He said it was very important not to light them though! He said he tried once and singed all the fuzz around his butt. It could have been a lot worse that it was. I know that I won’t try to do that now. I like keeping my fuzz, but I have decided to experiment with farts again.
The first idea I had was to collect my farts and see if I can fill a jar with them. (Maybe they will make the jar float. I think that would be amazing!) I know that this may be tricky to do but I believe that I can do it. I will have to keep the jar with me all the time. This will be easier to achieve because it is summer and Mr. Howler can’t stop me from doing my experiments now.
If I can actually contain the farts in a jar, I can use them as a trap for Little Ape. I can set up something that pulls out the cork and sends him to the gas chamber! That would be great. I know he is going to be away for most of the summer, but I can always use it later if he starts pestering me or Coco Monkey again.
I think I will try to see if I can control how much I can let out. This way I have the ability to trick my friends. I can blame them on everyone else and technically I didn’t fart right then and there so I can say that I didn’t fart with a straight face. I try not to lie and technically it won’t be. It will just be a great gag. This is going to be a great summer!