Uncle Titian told me to stop terrorizing them. I don't think I was, though, because they really enjoyed the cheese I gave them. As soon as they were done eating, I picked them up and put them on my lap, and began to pet their bellies.
A terrible, terrible smell engulfed me. Uncle Titian put his shirt over his nose and told me that I was petting the farts out of them. Fuzztastic and Bride didn't seem to like his statement, so they went over to him to share the love. Don't tell Uncle Titian, but I think he was right. Next time I'll wait a while after they eat before petting them.