I really don't like pooping in the school bathroom. I do the best I can to hold it and it usually works. Today, however, I was unable to. I kept tooting up a storm and it annoyed Mr. Howler to the point that he demanded I go to the bathroom and not come back in until I had "taken care of my stinky problem." He got really angry when I suggested that he just open the windows and then the stinky wouldn't be a problem. He called the principal, Mr. Mandrill, down to escort me to the bathroom. Mr. Mandrill was nice and said that it was okay to use the bathroom in school. It was a little embarrassing because I had to be escorted to and from the bathroom, but I felt so much better once I'd gone. I am hoping that this won't become a new pooping schedule because I like going to the bathroom at home after school.