Aunt Fuchsia and Uncle Titian have two dogs. They are always hungry and will steal your food if you let them. Beauty is hyper and Rollo is a glutton. Rollo tries to follow me around all day, in hopes that I drop food for her. Beauty keeps running after me trying to sniff my butt. All in all, it is not fun when I have to stay over because it is hard to avoid them.
Beauty also has another problem: she likes to lick everyone. I can’t stand that! It annoys me to no end. I have to jump and dodge her all the time. It gets very tiring after a while. Yesterday I had had enough and came up with a plan to avoid the licks. (Who wants their fuzz washed by something that licks it’s butt constantly?) I decided that it would be a good idea to put hot sauce on my fuzz, this way, when Beauty tried to lick me again, she would get a burning tongue and stop.
The plan sort of worked. Beauty got the hint and was whining after she licked my hot sauce covered tail. Uncle Titian and Aunt Fuchsia were annoyed with me over that but didn’t punish me because the hot sauce burned my skin. I guess I kept it on too long and it started hurting after a while. I ran out to the river and dove in the get the hot sauce off. It took quite a while for the burning to stop. Next time I will just tell Beauty to stop the licking.