I feel like poop today, so Mama Monkey let me stay home from school. I don't know why my tummy feels so yucky. It even hurts to fart. I am lying here hoping that the next one I rip actually does something to stop the pain. Mama Monkey is making a tea that she says will help. I sure hope it does. I'll even go to school tomorrow without complaining as long as my tummy ache stops.
Coco Monkey went to see her sick Grandma. She will be gone until Sunday. It's only Tuesday and I'm bored! How will I survive this week?
It's the year of the woolly sheep! Mama Monkey says for me not to be "baaaaad" this year. Everyone celebrate. I think every year should be the year of the monkey but Mama Monkey says that it would get boring then. Mama Monkey says next year is the year of the monkey. I can't wait. Next year will be MY year--Hooray!
Today I decided to change the name of this day from Tuesday to Turtle Monkey Tuesday. Actually, I think all Tuesdays should be Turtle Monkey Tuesdays—because I am that fun!
I am happy because the cold weather blew away last night and the warm weather surprised me when I walked to school this morning. I am also happy because today means I am a day closer to the weekend when I will be free from school and homework. I hope you are happy today on this beautiful Turtle Monkey Tuesday and I will pester you soon!
I think Valentine’s Day was created by old people who wanted a reason to get candy from their boyfriends or girlfriends so they just made up this holiday and we kids have to suffer for it. Coco Monkey and I didn’t get one Valentine in class, even though the rule was that if you had Valentine’s to give out, you had to give one to everyone in the class. That made me feel sad inside. What made me feel sadder is that no one gave out any candy today either.
The only good part to the day was that Mama Monkey had candy for me when I came home. She told me that I would always be her Fuzzy Valentine.
School is out for the weekend! I am so glad. The weather is nice and I am not going to go inside until Mama Monkey drags me in!
I had the urge to fart in class yesterday. I really tried to hold it in until we were out for recess. By the time recess came, the urge was gone. When we went back into class the urge hit me so strongly that I ripped it as I walked back into the classroom. To my surprise, no one reacted at all! What a waste of a fart! Next time I won’t hold it in.